And in Alaska, I’m Dust Chinstrap Palin.
JISHOU, HUNAN — In the unlikely event Sarah Heath Palin had been my mother, my name would be Dust Chinstrap Palin.
The Palins’ real children have such unique, almost neo-hippie names, Track, Trig, Willow, Piper and Bristol. This website will generate a Palinesque name for you so that you too can successfully migrate to Alaska or maybe run for high political office.
Actually, Willow and Piper are names of TV characters. Could it be Sarah P. watched Buffy and Charmed? If so, I hope her church friends don’t find out. There be witches and demons in those shows!
