I’m a pusher, according to Watchtower magazine

JISHOU, HUNAN — I confess. It’s time to come clean. I am a pusher. For the last 25 years, I have been encouraging young people –even my own children! The shame! — to pursue higher education.

According to The Watchtower magazine, published by the Jehovah’s Witnesses, higher education is a really bad thing, like drugs, alcohol, wild parties, social networking sites, and maybe even rock & roll.

Been there, done that. So I’m apparently damned to hell. Crap. Who knew?

By way of Pharyngula, I saw this image scanned from The Watchtower. It’s all there. I am soooo screwed.

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2 comments to I’m a pusher, according to Watchtower magazine

  • Janice H Quinn

    That's what I get for not reading the lit. for all these years. I could have saved myself a lot of time and energy plus a few bucks and avoided the whole college thing.

  • James Timothy Richardson

    I knew it weren't worth all that effort.

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