Sharpshooter Sarah is neither sharp nor a shooter

JISHOU, HUNAN — “Sarah’s got a gun. Sarah’s got a gun. Her new show’s just begun. Not looking for Russians. What ’bout the caribou? What did it fail to do?” (With apologies to Aerosmith)

It failed to drop on her first shot, because Sarah can’t shoot. As a frontierwoman, she would starved to death on her first Alaskan winter. Watch, then read the article (link after the video).

Here’s the article fisking this obviously staged hunt.

Sarah Palin the Fake Hunter

Will people actually believe that Palin bagged this hapless animal all by herself, thereby proving what a rough-and-tough Mama Grizzly she is? Sad to say, the answer is probably yes. Her adoring fans have absolutely no abilities at discernment.

She and Dick Cheney ought to go hunting together. Ahem.

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3 comments to Sharpshooter Sarah is neither sharp nor a shooter

  • Brent Doctor

    Sarah Palin scares me so much. If she gets re-elected to any sort of office I am so out of here.

  • Margaret Redmon

    That was scary! The first thing an experienced/ sensible hunter does, with a new gun, is shoot it on a shooting range (without a scope) to get the feel of the gun, then you add the scope and sight it in. My daughter shot her first deer with a .243 at 174 yards through the heart (with a scope). You have to get the animal with the first shot, because, unless someone is cheating by controlling the target, you don't usually get a second one, much less several more!Madam Palin couldn't shoot her way out of a paper bag!

  • John Wheaton

    The woman is such a wannabe at everything: beauty queen, TV announcer, governor …

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