In space no one can hear you yell “Fore!”
The BBC carried a story tonight about Russian cosmonauts who want to hit a golf ball off the International Space Station. NASA, ever the spoilsport, is cool to the idea.
The stunt is apparently yet another effort by the Russian space agency to raise funds. The cosmonauts will use a special golf club provided by Element 21, a golf equipment maker, and a special golf ball equipped with global positioning transmitters, also from Element 21.
The goal is to see how far the ball will go. Element 21 gets bragging rights, and the Russians get to one-up the US yet again. One of our astronauts, Alan Shepard, hit a nice drive on the moon in 1971, but the Russian ball will travel millions of miles and be the first golf ball in orbit.
NASA says it’s not sure the stunt is safe, and may nix the deal. (Of course, Shepard smuggled his equipment on board Apollo 14 to avoid NASA safety nazis. Who’s to say the Russians won’t try it, too?) A golf ball in the same orbital plane as the ISS could damage the habitat, the NASA guys say.
So the cosmonaut has to hit the ball hard enough and in the right direction to minimize that possibility. While wearing a bulky space suit. In microgravity (aka zero-G). Uh-huh. This I gotta see.


